EXTREME SUCK. GET OFF MY PAGE, MARIA, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
ALSO I LOVE MARIA SO MUCH, I TOTALLY BEND OVER FOR HER ALL THE TIME.
Anasyrma is an eljay user who always tops like a boss and who thinks Maria should shut up and go back to attending to her awkward boner for Joe Thornton of the NHL team, the San Jose Sharks.
Anasyrma is also incredibly jealous of Joe Thornton. IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT JUMBO, ISN'T IT, MARIA?!?! I CAN BE JUMBO FOR YOU!!! :C
Anasyrma is only jealous that Joe Thornton gets to smear the ice with the Blackhawks' collective mullet face and that she doesn't. (No offense to any Blackhawks fans. Just saying. Also Patrick Kane, if you read this, please rid of your offensive mullet.)
WELL, hatred of the Blackhawks is always A+. I don't care if their fans are offended, actually. GET BETTER TASTE (& DIAF). GOOD GOD THAT HORRID MULLET
.Anasyrma would like not to start hockey wank on this wikipedia page. (But would like to add that if Kane represented the USA with that hair-do, then WHAT THE HELL, MAN.)
IYAAAAAAN, MULLET-SAN, IYAAAAAAN.
LUBS YA TOO, BABE. ;) HON HON HON~*~*~